To get the ball rolling, by Doug Dow, 1/30/02:
Dear S-M-E, would you read my book
It took me years to write, will you take a look
Based on a program by a man named Gates
And I love my job, so I need to be a technical writer
Technical writer!
It's got DTDs and XML
And if you don't like it you can go to h___
There's an index, too, and a TOC
It's a steady job, and that's why I am a technical writer
Technical writer!
(DD 9/27/02)
I can cascade styles, I can single source,
I can link as many topics as you need of course.
Whether super-set or database,
It'll all come out, and that's why you need a technical writer,
Technical writer!
I'll draw your bitmaps and your J-PEGs too
All browser-safe with rollovers and power goo,
Or animate it with Director or Flash
At the cutting edge, so you need to use a technical writer,
Technical writer!